A guy walks into doctors office. Doctor,"I've got bad news and worse news, which do you want first?" Patient,"Bad news." Doctor,"You have only 24 hours to live." Patient,"What could be worse than that?" Doctor,"I was supposed to tell you that yesterday..."
Why did the little boy throw the clock out the window...do you know..ok ill tell you to see if time could fly.....haha......yeah i'm a weirdo but who isn't ✌
knock knock, whos there, you, you who, YOOWHOOO BIG SUMMER BLOW OUT!
ReplyDeletewhy is the elephant scared of the mouse?Because it has a mouse.
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ReplyDeleteWhat did the grape say when the elephant sat on him?
ReplyDeleteNothing he just let out a little whine.
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeletewho's there
boo
boo who
why are you crying
knock knock, whos there, boo, boo who, there is no need to cry
ReplyDeleteWhat did one ocean say to the other?
ReplyDeleteNothing he just waved! XD
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ReplyDeletewhy is a giraffes neck so long, because its feet stink.
ReplyDeleteQ. Why did the m&m want to go to school?
ReplyDeleteA. So he could become a smartie!
what did the mama tomato tell the baby tomato? Ketchup.
ReplyDeleteknock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? ..............
ReplyDeletebest joke ever
Deletewhat does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno Buisness
ReplyDeleteKnock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!
whats black white and read all over.........a newspaper
ReplyDeletewhy did the teenager cross the road. to get better cellular service.
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DeleteWhy did the chicken cross the road? To catch the next flight
ReplyDeleteWhat did the 123 say?4
ReplyDeleteWhy was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
ReplyDeleteidk i dont like knock knock jokes
ReplyDeleteWhat's black and white and red all over? A zebra with a bad rash.
ReplyDeleteWhats Green and smells like Red paint?
ReplyDeleteGreen paint.
Why did the chicken cross the road. Because there was starbucks
ReplyDeleteI don't have one
ReplyDeletewhy did the girls cross the road? To get to Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock whose there annoying cow annoying cow hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI don't know ant jokes
ReplyDeleteWhy did the chicken cross the road? To get away from all the people that questioned his motives!
ReplyDeleteA guy walks into doctors office.
ReplyDeleteDoctor,"I've got bad news and worse news, which do you want first?"
Patient,"Bad news."
Doctor,"You have only 24 hours to live."
Patient,"What could be worse than that?"
Doctor,"I was supposed to tell you that yesterday..."
knock knock
ReplyDeletewho's there
gummy!
gummy who ?
i wants some gummy bear !!!!!!!
haha lol Bp
What's a trees favorite drink?
ReplyDeleteroot-beer
Why did the little boy throw the clock out the window...do you know..ok ill tell you
ReplyDeleteto see if time could fly.....haha......yeah i'm a weirdo but who isn't ✌
Why'd the chicken cross the road? to get away from all da hatters who said he could not cross.
ReplyDeleteknock knock -whos there - i eat mop-i eat mop who-
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Why did I cross the road? BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! DO YOU SERIOUSLY NEED A REASON?!
ReplyDeletewhy did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side for fun
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a pig that does karate?
ReplyDeleteA pork chop. :D
why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?.......take a good guess..? because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan! lol
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock jokes
ReplyDeletePerson one: Yeah we know what's going on.
ReplyDeletePerson two: Stacey's mom knows what's going on....
Knock Knock.
ReplyDeleteWho's There?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it's just a joke
knock knock - who's there - boo! - boo who? its just joe you don't have to cry over it
ReplyDeleteKnock knock... Who's there? Yo-de-lay-he. Yo-de-lay-he who? ...
ReplyDeleteMy friend Hannah came up with that.
i can't tell jokes. I suck at telling jokes, they are never funny
ReplyDeleteknock knock. who's there? boo. boo who? don't cry it's just a joke. :)
ReplyDeletei cant tell jokes
ReplyDeleteI don't ever tell jokes i know a few there just not G rated and most of my jokes are not funny
ReplyDeleteWhat did the right eye say to the left eye? "Between you and me, something smells."
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Who
Who who?
Wait a minute, do I hear an owl? :D
What do you call cheese that's not yours Nacho (not yo) cheese. Pretty cheesy joke.
ReplyDeletewhy did the chicken cross the road? To get to th other side. --__--
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@ ya
@ya hoo
@yahoo.com
Why cant your nose be 12 inches long.
ReplyDeleteBecause then it would be a foot.
I don't know any jokes
ReplyDeleteI don't know any jokes
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